If you really loved me...

I was just wandering through the internet and found the site for the magazine Bust. I like that it looks like they discuss all the normal woman stuff like crafts, food and style (and it sounds like its not that creapy Vogue kind of unfed waif style). I also love that they sell sex toys and tampon cases on their site. Its so cute! So if you love me and want to give me nice stuff, I think I'd like this.
I also noticed that they sell the book Stitch n' Bitch, which I received for my last birthday and love. Granted I can't knit worth a damn, but I still like trying to and I love looking at patterns that I could make if I tried hard enough.

Oh, and I keep trying to remember to write about the gay penguins in Central Park and, as I found out, around the world! I shall soon tell you more, but so that you know how much I care, I will tell you that everything started when I saw this book in Publisher's Weekly.
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Yes, I did buy it for the library. It was too damn cute not to.